


Utena Crew Antidrugs!

by NyktaVykta



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2004-03-14
Updated: 2004-03-14
Packaged: 2013-07-02 15:31:42
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 467
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1772809/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/473799/NyktaVykta
Summary: The chicks and dudes of R.G.U. explain their antidrugs! Hentai fun ensues!





	Utena Crew Antidrugs!

Tis NykkiVykki back with her first *drumroll* HUMOR FICCLET!!! BWAHAHA! -_-' I was hyper. So sue me. Actually, don't sue me...I'm broke.   
  
Anyhoo, I OWN NOTHING. THAT WAS A DISCLAIMER, IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.   
  
K, well here goes the anti-drugs of the Utena crew!!  
  
^_^ pweeze review!~_^  
  
THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: UTENA   
  
Director: So, Ms.Tenjou, what is your antidrug?   
  
Utena: HONOR! LOVE! JUSTICE! But, most of all, My Prince is my antidrug. I love my prince. ^_^  
  
Touga: You don't think there's something just a little bit queer about a dude who goes around licking half dead little girls?   
  
Utena: Not at all. ^_^   
  
Touga: Honestly, if some guy licked my face when I was six, I'd be scarred for life!   
  
Utena: I don't get it...  
  
Touga: Well, there is BLATANT sexual innuendo in the whole 'face-licking' bit.   
  
Utena: What's that??  
  
Touga: Utena, you suffer from terminal innocence.   
  
Utena: I'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY!   
  
Touga: -_-' Dios help us.   
  
Dios:*All shimmery and shiny* You're on your frikkin own, man.   
  
Touga: ...The hell?   
  
Utena: MY PRINCE! *glompcuddles Dios*   
  
Director: CUUUUUUUUT!   
  
THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Anthy  
  
Director: So, Um, Anthy, What is your antidrug?   
  
Anthy: *smiles* My brother.   
  
Saionji: What about me?   
  
Anthy: *smiles* You're a neurotic wife beater.   
  
Saionji: *smacks her* HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT!   
  
Anthy: *smiles* Utena is going to kick your ass now.   
  
Utena: Damn skippy! *proceeds to kick Saionji's ass*   
  
Saionji's Ass: *Is kicked*   
  
Saionji: My dignity hurts.   
  
Anthy:*smiles* Good.   
  
Utena: O.o...  
  
THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Touga  
  
Director: So, Mr. President, What's your antidrug?   
  
Touga: The breeze. *smirk*   
  
Juri: Do you mean to say that you are not wearing any...under garments?   
  
Touga: Ever perceptive Juri.   
  
Juri: That is FOUL, Touga.   
  
Touga: I love it when you talk dirty.   
  
Juri: You are a dick.   
  
Touga: Why yes, I do have a huge dick. Thank you for noticing.   
  
Juri: You make me wretch in disgust.   
  
Touga: You make me twitch in lust too, Juri.   
  
Director: CUUUUUT!   
  
THE ANTIDRUG COMMERCIAL: Miki   
  
Director: So, Mr. Kaoru, What is yo ---   
  
Miki: My sister. And my watch.   
  
Kozue: I love you too, Miki. It's not your fault that your music teacher molested you and then I shoved him down a flight of stairs.   
  
Miki: willnotcrywillnotcrywillnotcrywillnotcry...  
  
Kozue: Come to mama...  
  
Miki: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NO MORE MOLESTATION PLEASE GOD, PLEASE!!!!  
  
Kozue: I never molested you!   
  
Miki: Yeah right!   
  
Kozue: There's a difference between molestation and rape, Miki!   
  
Miki: My.Mind.Is.On.Fire.   
  
Director: O.o You both need some counseling...   
  
TBC! Erm, If you want me to, that is. Requests are welcome as always, and so are flames! Please review and give me a piece of your mi- erm, I mean tell me what you thought!   
  
Nykta~ 


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